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Nite and Day Plumbers.
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Uh, I-I'd like you
to come right out
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to 1414 Bleeker Street
right away.
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Uh,
ask for Mr. Norfleet.
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We'll be over in two shakes
of a martini.
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Ha-ha! Boy!
Our first case.
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Oh!
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Come on, you slugs!
We're rollin'!
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Heep-eep-eep!
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Oh, stubborn, eh?
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Hey, come on, Shemp.
It's our first call.
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We gotta get a longer jeep.
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I dropped a very
valuable diamond ring
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down into this washbasin drain.
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Please, don't give up
until you find it.
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Don't worry, boss.
We'll have your ring back
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before you can say "Cucamonga."
That's fine. My wife has guests
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and is unveiling a new
Van Brocklin painting
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she just bought.
Please, work quietly.
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Okay, we'll be quiet.
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Quiet!
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I said quiet!
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Come on, get busy here!
All right.
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Get the ring.
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Come on, get that plate
out of there!
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All right.
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Think you got something.
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How about that?
It was stuck
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on the inside rim all the time.
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Call Mr. Norfleet.
Mr. Norfleet, we found the...
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Get it!
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You knucklehead, you!
You're gonna get that ring
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if I have to shove you down
the pipe after it.
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Wait a minute,
there must be another way.
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I'll show you.
Moe, no, please!
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Get up there.
Ow, ow!
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Ow, you're crushin' my skull!
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Well, get that ring!
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Ow! I won't
fit in here.
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By golly, he's right.
His ears are in the way.
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I gotta get something.
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Oh, yeah. A wrench.
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Oof!
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Oh, no, he couldn't have.
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He couldn't have gone down
that drain pipe.
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Larry, where are you?
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I'm down here.
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I'll figure something out, kid.
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Wait a minute.
I'll figure something out.
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Come on, Moe. Get busy.
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Okay, kid. I'll be
with you in a jiffy.
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Take it easy, kid.
I'll find a way.
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Now easy, Larry.
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Hm.
I got part of him.
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I'll have to take him out
in pieces.
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Take your time, kid.
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Hey, Moe, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to get you out of
this pipe, you sap.
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What did you do,
blow your stack?
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I'll blow your stack.
I'll smack you in the snoot.
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I'll... Larry!
I can't get it out.
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Help me, will you?
I'm stuck.
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Take it easy, kid.
I'll get you out.
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Your hand all right?
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I don't know.
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It's all right.
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Ow!
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Give me that.
I hope that ring's in here.
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Ow! I'll murder you!
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Take it easy.
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Hey. That ring went down
that drain pipe.
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How do you know it didn't
go down the water pipe?
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Maybe it did.
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Hey, Shemp!
We're in here!
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We got a lot of work to do,
so shake a leg!
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Hold your horses, will you?
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I think that ring slid down
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one of the pipes
into the basement.
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We all better go down there
and find it and hurry.
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Well, don't rush me.
I gotta wash my hands.
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Oh.
Who do you think I am, anyhow?
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Hey, anyhow?
What?
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Come on. Come on.
Come on, anyhow. Come on.
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That's got it.
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But we didn't locate the ring.
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Hold on to this,
and don't let it slip.
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Give me that blow torch.
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Get my foot out of there!
Okay.
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Now see what you did?
What?
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Get out of here.
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Wait a minute. We can't find
the ring while it's leakin'.
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I wonder where you
shut the water off.
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It must be upstairs.
Water always runs downhill.
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You're a very
intelligent imbecile.
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Thanks.
Yeah. Shut the water off!
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All right.
Go on!
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I'm gettin' nervous.
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Yeah! Go get busy!
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We're simply dying to see
the Van Brocklin.
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Well, I'll not keep you waiting.
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Ah.
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A great help you are.
That other chowderhead
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didn't shut the water off,
now you do it. Here.
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Wait a minute.
Where will I find a valve?
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That's your job, you dummy.
Look in the kitchen.
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Look in the attic.
Look in the backyard.
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All right.
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Oh, it's divine.
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What color.
What detail.
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And it's over 200 years old.
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Every museum in the country
tried to buy it.
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It's a masterpiece, all right.
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What idiot left
this water running?
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I did.
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I wonder where
those other lugs are.
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I gotta get rid of this water.
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Ah. Success at last.
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What an idea.
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What's the matter?
What's going on?
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I'll murder...
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Hey, I better go find
that water cutoff.
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I'll find that ring
if it kills me.
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I'll find that water cutoff.
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It's the real Van Brocklin,
all right. Worth a fortune.
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Okay, we'll watch our chance.
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Go on, get another length
of pipe! Go ahead!
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Hey, Moe. No wonder
the water don't woik.
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These pipes are clogged up
with wires, look.
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Well, yank 'em out
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and we'll hook the pipes up
all over again,
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you oyster brain. Go on!
All right.
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No, we don't
go in for sculpture.
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It's too bulky. We...
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Oh, dear. Oh.
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As I said, we don't...
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I, heh-heh.
Everything...
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White all colors...
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I don't have...
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Short circuit, no doubt.
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Where is that water cutoff?
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That does it.
End of the line.
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Okay. We'll try and
get these pipes together
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and everything
will be oaky-dokey.
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All right.
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This house has sure gone crazy.
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I never thought I'd do it.
Success! Ha-ha!
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I'll find this thing, or else.
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Oh, must be a loose washer.
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How do you like that?
I'll fix that in a minute.
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Got to be a loose washer
or something.
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Oh.
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Oh, oh! Ooh!
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Dear me. I can't understand
what's holding up dinner.
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Sorry, folks. Dinner's
postponed on account of rain.
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Well, I'm sure it won't be long.
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Shall we see what's on
the television set?
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Uh, excellent.
Uh, excellent idea.
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We get the most amazing results.
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Good evening, friends.
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That's odd.
There's sound, but no picture.
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Our special feature for tonight
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will be glimpses
of scenic America.
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First we take you
to Niagara Falls.
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I'll get it in a minute.
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Oh! Oh, dear!
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Oh! What?!
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Change your clothes dear,
you're all wet.
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I'll let the water
run out the window.
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That's what I'll do.
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Oh, yeah?
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Hm.
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I saw your television, people!
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Madam, shall I get
you some water?
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No!
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Oh, my painting!
It's gone!
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Nobody leaves the house!
Sorry, just the formality.
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I'll call the police.
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Who...? What do I...?
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Op... Operator! What?
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I tell you, Moe. I couldn't
find that water shutoff.
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Shutoff. Shut up! Maybe
the ring went behind that basin.
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Here. Pry that basin away
from that wall just one inch,
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so I can look behind it.
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Now if I was a ring,
where would I go?
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Ow!
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I'm sorry, Moe.
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So am I.
Ow!
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You imbecile, you!
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Hey! The ring has been
in your hair all the time.
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Mr. Norfleet!
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Mr. Norfleet!
Mr. Norfleet! Come here!
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Here's your ring,
Mr. Norfleet.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, I'm frantic,
gentlemen. Frantic.
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Someone stole our new
$50,000 painting.
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Where's Shemp?
He loves pictures.
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I think he's upstairs.
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Wait here, boss.
We'll be right back.
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Come on.
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Anything. Anything, I...
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I must have a drink of water.
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You folks going somewhere?
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Just looking for
a drink of water.
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Turn on anything, you'll get it.
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He's gone. We can't
make it out that way.
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We'll be searched.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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They won't find anything.
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I'll put the picture in here
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until the excitement blows over.
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They'll never find
the painting in this pipe.
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You go to the car.
I'll be right with you.
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Ah, you crook, we got you.
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Let me alone!
I'll brain you!
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Don't you dare throw that pie.
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Ack!
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Oof!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Moe!
I'm sorry, I didn't see you...
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Why, you...
Oh, no, you don't.
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Are you here, Moe?
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No, I just left.
Oh.
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Get out of here. Next time
watch where you're throwing.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I know what,
uh, my rights are...
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We'll get you.
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Ha-ha, you missed me. Ha!
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Ah, that one got you.
Serves you right.
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By golly, he didn't miss me.
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Oh, now wait! Don't you
throw that! Don't you throw...
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I say, what goes on here?
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Let's get him.
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Oh!
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Oh!
Oh!
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W-What in the world...?
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We recovered your painting.
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There's the crook that stole it.
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My painting!
My painting!
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You boys are wonderful.
I'll get you a nice reward.
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My painting.
Oh, boy, a reward.
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Won't Shemp be glad
to hear this?
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He certainly will.
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Hey, where is
that puddinghead Shemp?
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That's got it.
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Now to get out.
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Moe! Larry!